*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

One guy wore unnecessary braces on his arms and legs so,
as he puts it, that at least from the “head DOWN” he’d know
what he was doing.

Consumer Tip For the Holidays:
Just re-writing yesterday's letters will NOT change the price of postage.

Moral:
Consumer Tips don't HAVE a bleeding moral!
What are you -- NUTS!

One kid began to look so much like his ole man
that the latter quit talking to him.

 

A chap in the city confides that although he's always pictured
his intellectual aspirations as, “Breath-takingly complex piano
concertos"…the actual practice has proved to be little more than finger exercises.

(But why despair TOO soon in a polar-based world
with so many glorious opportunities on every hand
for the normally ambidextrous and two-faced?
After all, their business was of little account until Mr. Stalin met Mr. Jay.)