*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

Entertainment Tip For The Day:
Everybody loves a comedy record.

 

A “fixed” king will never sing.

During the little segment they like to call the, “Let’s Be Positive Time”
over at the weekly Ole Soreheads Anonymous meeting, one would-be,
old reformed burr-brain took his turn by standing and stating,
“At least a man with a ‘long-way-to-go’ can go a long way .”
(Some of the other attendees were moved by that…not many…but a few.)

One guy's motto was,
"Hey, going crazy's the EASY part."

The neural revolutionists in one reality used to say,
“Ignorance doesn't stand in the way, neither does stupidity,
bad-luck, or ugliness; the real bar is indiscreet seriousness."
(But alas, many among the dumb and uncomely didn’t
understand the word, “indiscreet.”)

(And a, “right-on-top-of-things” fan writes:
“WHY would you use the word, ‘alas’ and take food right off Captain Irony’s plate?”
Sincerely Yours, and so on.)

The new producer over at the “God Only Knows” label,
called all the artists together and told them, "If you're ever
stuck for a song just sing about yourself, cause god only knows
EVERY body loves a comedy record."