*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

Entertainment Tip For The Day:
If, as soon as YOU step on the dance floor,
They offer to p1ay YOUR favorite,
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

 

And a fan writes:
“If, as that old line says -you COULD “run for your life,”
Then WHY do not more intelligent men DO so?”

Dear Fan:
Where have YOU been?!

And now another reading from that great, sacred work,
The Book Of The Temple Of The Obvious:
There is no such thing as, “No nothing.”

At a city council meeting one member offered the following,
“I propose that we establish a, National Poetry Enigma Day
to honor our poets."
And another council member arose,
“I resent that; for I, for one, respect and understand what our
poets do.”
And the first guy points to the second and replies,
“Ah hah -- then I propose that we use HIM as fireworks,
and PROOF of my resolution.”

One of the erstwhile park philosophers, staking himself out a spot on a street corner
noted to the passers-by, “Has been oft said that women love love -- NOT their lover,”
and I say to you with NO hesitation -- hormones KNOW what they're doing!"