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The News, not The Blues
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Weekend Edition
 
 
December 9, 2012
copyright 2012 Jan Cox
 
 

 

Little Known Fact:
When philosophers get wet they'll sleep with ANY body.

 

Now we return to our normal schedule and bring you that ever popular feature:
"The News - NOT The Blues":
Today's lead story says that
while one group waited on the bus
the highways went on strike.


Conversation Number Two Hundred And Sixteen:
“Do you know the difference between being Blissfully dumb,
and at least SUSPECTING
you could be less so?”

“No I don’t.”
“Well, I guess that answers THAT!”

A complaining revolutionist is a wounded revolutionist.


Listing himself as a, Bloke Of Information,
he said he dealt in both Facts and his opinions,
but added that on most days
he wouldn’t sell any of the former.
When I asked him why
he said he didn’t believe that
most people knew what to do with facts anyway.
(He then demanded twenty dollars for his reply).

 
       
 
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