*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

It really doesn’t come from ANY where.

 

Each little creature of this one universe
Knew they were in for stormy, (or at the least, changing) conditions
when the voice of their reality thundered out,
“I have decided to become ambi…ANV…omni sexual,
And I have selected as my bed partner tonight-YOU!”

An ordinary man with a "satisfying conclusion"
is like a snake with a philosopher in his pocket.

Standing on one side of the tree, one man bemused,
“The ‘majestic view’ will take your breath away."
And a chap on the opposite side said,
“Yeah, AND everything else.”
(The squirrels had nothing to add.)

A Tip For The Traveling Revolutionist:
If you get mad at something that's stupid,
It’s no longer the stupidest thing around.

Several people showed up before the announced starting time,
And their explanation was - now GET THIS - their explanation was that they were early!

(The king whispered to one of his most favored neural territories,
“We can't go on meeting like this” and his self-referring, mental love replied,
“How can I ever say no to a man with such a vast land of cliches and mundane ruminations..."
[And a quick-witted viewer writes thusly,
“A pleasurable part of watching your show is in trying to thread together the little epilogues,
and parentheticals you often add to your initial comment or story.....well, this right now is a perfect
example of what I mean.
Yours Truly, etc. and he adds a P.S.: “Oh yeah, keep up the perplexing work.”
Yours Truly again, etc)