*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

In the city:
The best plan is to ignore any plans.

 

In a surprisingly somber move, this one reality stood, tapped his knife on a glass for quiet,
and said, “Let us observe a few seconds of silence in honor of those who could not be with
us tonight.”
And as the guests pondered the possibility of just where else they COULD be,
a low wave of giggles and guffaws ran through the crowd, and just ABSOLUTELY ruined
the moment.

One ole city observer says that after weighing what he understands about life
against the normal requirements of educational institutions, that people attend
for several years before they are granted a degree, is NOT in recognition of their
intellectual achievements, but just because they put up with attending for several years.

One Monday one kid's partner, (who sometimes pretended to be his brother, and sometimes
the other way around), said, “Since the way you feel is never exactly the way you
SAY you feel, why bother to ever say how you feel?”

...(The lad had no immediate response.)

In certain areas this one neural traveler
found that his OWN best plan was to
generally ignore any plans
he’d already made.

When he died, one man had himself buried in his favorite closet.
He says it was so appropriate it almost makes his eyes water.