*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

In the city:
F eeling guilty can sure get you past a lot.

One guy's typewriter let him down, "Thank god," he said later,
"That it wasn't anything important, like my mind."
Then, suddenly,
he screamed in realization
"Oh my god - I had it BACKWARDS!"

The king proclaimed, “No knight may marry my daughter who cannot:
weep when his comrade is wounded, who will not stop to assist the weak,
and who would hesitate to spit into the face of fate when denied his destiny.”
And someone cried out, “You don't have a daughter.”
And His Grace screamed in return,
“Who the hell do you think I am!”

A man with
a bow tie,
a cliche,
and a hand gun
can always talk to the driver
no matter WHAT the sign says.

And now for another exciting item from our, Believe It Or Eat A Shoe files:
Someone broke into our files and took everything but this one item...