*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

Once he got old enough to comprehend
This one ole man re-named his neural kid,
“Hit-And-Run.”

Gazing out over his backyard forest one guy mused:
“All religion is just a substitute for something else…”
And his squirrely partner chimed in,
“Yeah, but 'something else' itself was just
a substitute for something else.”

…(The chap, for some quirky reason suddenly realized that,
“Thinking” is THE proper synonym for every known noun.)

Question for the Post-Veteran's Day Weekend:
Do practice rounds qualify for the same Veterans' benefits as
shells actually fired in combat?

A fan writes in and claims to know “WHO actually writes all these items.”
He admits he's the same guy who wrote us about this some months back,
But, he says, “If it didn't work once, it MIGHT NOT work again.”

This one reality, (for certain occasions its creatures considered special),
had this form telegram it would send out That said,
“The Ransom’s In The Mail.”)

One fellow says that above all other instances,
he's decided that the main trick in trying to help YOUR self,
is to stay out of the way.