*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

One man’s complaint is that his hormones keep him up at night.

During morning roll call one reality told all its foot patrolmen
to be on the look out for anyone who can wrap everything up in a
single, clever phrase, for they may ultimately present a problem,
or else prove to be a carrier.

One broadcasting station told his offspring:
“Son, don’t YOU be upset because of THEIR faulty receivers.”
And the youngster thought, “What a joy to live in a closed-end reality
where EVERY thing seems possible, And EVERY thing can be explained.”

The note in the bottle the waves washed ashore said:
“Help! We’re being held captive by Four.”
Signed, “Two, and his partner, Two.”

 

One ole city dad took his son aside, to a quiet, private place and told him,
“My boy, there are some things that simply cannot be talked about...
I don't know what they ARE, but there’re some things that simply can't be
talked about.”

...(With that, he patted him on the shoulder and sent him on his way, saying,
“We'll talk later.”)