*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

Don't get your social calendar unnecessarily confused, or hung up:
There will never BE a retirement party for Captain Irony.

Seeing graffiti on the visitor's bus, one man said:
"Some of the best words ever said by man were not SAID by man."

One chap's thoughts went by so fast that he decided to print up a schedule,
but even THAT proved too quick to get in a press.

The fellow buying bubble gum in line in front of me turned and said,
“lf knowledge is transient, and ignorance constant,
could it be that the former is just the shadow of the latter?”

One god's nascent religion fell all to hell
when he decided to name it -
"LOOK-- No Net!"