*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

As the ole sorehead and his kid undertook the Big Parting,
The elder sobbed, “Don't forget - don't write unless it's to complain.”

According to one source outside the city:
Being civilized is being able to truly say,
“I’m sorry,"
and not mean it.

One of the leaders at rebel camp told a platoon of fresh recruits:
“Okay, listen up: Right NOW the difference between how you normally think
and THIS, is whatever you think is...”
He paused a few moments for them to
reflect on this, then said, “Okay, throw some dirt in your eyes, and take off your boots,
it’s time to roll.”

At odd moments Captain Irony could sometimes be heard sort of singing to himself,
“Oh, I can't lose with the stuff I use.”
And one day a young admirer asked, “Captain,
sir, just what IS the 'stuff you use'?”
And he replied, “Why that's easy - everything,
my boy - EVERYTHING.!”