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Being Funny Once
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Is It Already Tuesday? Edition
 
 
November 6, 2012
copyright 2012 Jan Cox
 
 

 

 

So as to get a jump on the next decade (and on everyone else},
this one group has announced as their Official Creedo:
“Words don't start wars - tongues do.”


In case your Candy Card of Wonder is not filled, scribble this one in:
“It is reported that the battle intensified between the Halls of Sugar and
the Legion Of Fear."

And now, a Human Interest item in today’s news:
Only children, the intellectually crippled, and the extremely bored and stupid
have any interest in the outcome of City skirmishes.

...(And his Grace, The Duke Of The Direct instructed his driver thusly,
“On you go now, and pay ye no mind to those adjectives.”)


One ole seasoned veteran of the rural wars told his kid,
as he sent him off, for his final city education,
“Remember to mentally major in some area you thoroughly dislike;
in that way if you ever receive any honors and recognition
you'll feel no doubts you deserve the muther fuckers.”

 

Being funny once is no proof of anything.



       
 
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