*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

(Ponder this):
One man’s BEST known words were,
“I can’t BEGIN to tell you how many times
I’ve said this same thing!"

A Secret Subversive's Bedtime Story For De Kiddies:
There was once a man who pretended to be happy when he knew he wasn't;
There was another man who pretended to be sad, and didn’t know.
Moral: GO TO BED .

A new comer to court was advised by one of the old retainers,
"The way to stay in His Grace's good graces is to bow a lot, bring gifts,
and have an alibi."

Trying to determine what is true,
and what is not
by the ordinary mind
is akin to separating wheat from chaff via an I.Q. test.

...(And a quick-witted fan writes:
“Why is it - why is it, I say, that everything that sounds important to me,
also soon sounds critical?
Yours Sincerely, etc."

Well Kind Friend:
Since I am not going to apparently respond directly to your question,
may I instead suggest that you closely monitor the real time exploits of
Captain Irony in YOUR neighborhood.