*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

As pertains to routine, incoming info,
o ne man says he considers ALL mail, junk mail.

One guy got so good at this that neither he,
nor his friends began to notice
(know what I mean?)

A further example of the unassailable,
Indefensible nature of the factual world:
They ARE sick
who say they're sick.

Just think, boys and girls,
If it weren't for Captain Irony
Trains would have to go ALL AROUND THE WORLD
just to turn around.

A man who can properly mispronounce certain important words can,
in certain circles, go quite far.