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One man claims:
Some have come and gone.
To big parties and reunions for his creatures
this one reality would only bring a black & white camera.
An ole man told a kid:
“Remember, if you don’t SEE a difference, there IS a difference.”
He wiped his mouth, and said, “Wait, let me try it again:
If YOU don't see a difference, there is a difference.”
(And the young child was grateful for the clarification.)One ruler announced that Anyone in HIS kingdom who used an adjective
“Had to PROVE it.”The announcement caught them all by surprise:
"The man who invented sarcasm has come and gone.”
Through a daring combination of Miniature electronics and microsurgery
one man had a fact-button implanted in his brain; it worked,
but it proved redundant.
