*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

One man claims:
If you think just as a fast as you can,
you can forget a lot of unnecessary stuff.

“Ole man,” inquired the kid, “Why is it so hard to tell the winner until the game
is OVER?”
And the elder chuckled and replied, “Why son, if it were otherwise,
just imagine how attendance would go down. We can’t have that, now can we.”
(And the Big Game said, “NO WE CAN”T.”)

The Subversive’s Good News Regarding Reports From The City:
By the time they REALIZED it’d stopped raining,
it started raining again.

When push came to shove, Shove said, “Not YOU again.”

Moral: Men START words,
but men can’t stop them.

Moral to the Moral: A world without end,
is my kind of friend.

(Footnote: The man who invented words left no forwarding address, for he
understood that everyone’s forwarding address IS their address.)

City “Proof Of The Day”:
You can’t be a bus driver AND be disgusted.
(And several out-of-work metaphors asked for an employment application.)