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Friday Morning
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Helpful, Healthy Household Hints For A Friday:
If you will soak either a size “C” or “Double A” battery in household bleach
overnight, then hold it in your mouth for three hours, you can dramatically
curb your desire to hold a small battery in your mouth.
(Repeat if necessary...)
Helpful, Healthy Household Hints For A Friday:
If you will soak either a size “C” or “Double A” battery in household bleach
overnight, then hold it in your mouth for three hours, you can dramatically
curb your desire to hold a small battery in your mouth.
(Repeat if necessary...)
The Truth About Travel:
Long before the ship was ever sighted,
some of the crew had already come ashore.One guy said that, “Once he got started he was hard to stop, but that this was
balanced out by the fact that one he stopped he was hard to get started.”
Whenever he was asked about any of his memories,
or ordinary ideas, this one Man would say,
“Oh, THAT old stuff.”
Good news for the under-expectant:
If the furies don’t get you
the assistant ones will.
