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Past is
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(A certain city writer and thinker says that the past could NOT have been of much
importance, or else it would have left better traces, and not be so hard to track.)
One chap would underline his most important words in red;
and when that didn’t work he’d do it to his eyes.
(And his wife said it really made him look tacky.)One of the first things every good secondary king does is establish
the secret – and all important - Ministry Of The Irrelevant.
In the back lot of the truck stop there is a gentleman who claimed he couldn’t
tell the difference between squirrels and rats…
(And both groups applauded his stupidity and foresight.)Whenever his creatures would start to do something he didn’t particularly care for,
this one god would tell ‘em, “Hey, do that kinda shit on your own time.”
And that,
as you can well imagine,
pretty well took care of that.
