*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

One man named the left side of his brain JUSTICE,
and the right side HELL BENT.

Correction to page thirty-six of
“The Boys and Girls Official Revolution Handbook, First Edition":
“Knowing a secret
is not the same as HAVING a secret."

There was once a man who, when asked his name,
would give his address.
And when asked where he lived,
would give his name.
This worked well until one day he thought about it, and then everyone else also became
infected – I mean, affected – and he immediately checked himself into a
numbered Swiss Motel Clinic under an assumed number.

(And a fan writes:
“Am I to suppose that everything that makes me laugh is not necessarily funny?
And if so, then why do you keep it up! Sincerely, and so on…”)

Humor without hostility is not really humor,
(as it’s known in the city).

One guy told his younger part, “I hear tales of old men giving their kids advice,
So here’s my one and only for you: Anyone who would tell anyone else what
they really think IS a down-the-middle, God damn tool.”