*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

A subversive mind without a revolution
is like a rudder without a ship.

A fan writes:
“If we can learn NOTHING from the past,
and IF the future is unknown to us,
then where, pray tell, does that leave us ordinary,
overweight, undernourished dumbos in the middle?”
(I somehow doubt he seriously awaits a reply.)

Part of the fun, says this one guy, of having a Master-Pet Relationship with
another species, (like a bird or a squirrel), is that one of you can always say
to the other, “Yeah, try and MAKE me!”

 

This one reality’s middle name was Probability. And once a few of its creatures
discovered this they thought, “Wow, now we have the Big Secret.” But this little
piece of info turned out to be not even sufficient to wipe the electrified “goo”
from the bottom of their shoes.

After seeing one of our shows a kid asked his ole man, “If it IS true all of man’s
interests are legitimate except those Life punishes him for and then where does
that leave normal criticism that each seems to have for the other?” And it being
a hot, cranky day and all, the elder snapped, “And what do I look like – a cheap
travel agent for uncertain hostility?”

One of the local experts, on call to render instant analysis of fast breaking
news stories, had this to say abut this one, “The surrendering of oneself to
mass entertainments, such as television edits subconscious aftermath,
produces quite predictable results – except of curse when they are surprising.”
After hearing this the ole man thought, “Hey, HE should be the one fielding
all these questions. After all, he looks like he could rune a low rent cruise
line in such waters!”