*LIFE PRESERVE* (in progress) mural design by Ben Harubin with artists Nick Anvil, WCool, Pepe Paban, MattG, JohnM, Worth

 

When fording the boundries of prejudice,
be sure and roll you knickers up.

Though it is not taught at this level, there is an area of learning best called,
“The Mathematics of History” which could be useful for a keen, neat and
subversive student-of-the-strident, for a for instance, apply your little brain
maggots to this: Your founding fathers did not found anything, but were
themselves found thereby.

After reading, or hearing again the line, “Life is as tedious as a twice told
tale,” one out of towner thought, “Is it just me or has anyone ever
considered that even a ‘twice told tale’ wouldn’t be tedious if they didn’t
tell it for a second time?"
…(shortly thereafter he figured it was time to go back home.)

How can things “make sense” and then “not make sense”? Or, how can they
almost make sense, and then suddenly not do so in some you can’t quite
grasp? Ah, forget it, let’s go on to something else...

…(On this one world the hot new dance going all around is the “Edna” although
the chap who invented it tells me that he’s received so much flack about the name
that he hasn’t had time to actually develop the dance.)

As quickly as possible,
find out if you can get your opponent to whine.

(Remember how they hated you in Pittsburg.)