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For the
Last Time! Holiday Edition
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Holiday Tip for Revolutionists:
Never Store Bullets in a Toaster
And remember:
Serious is as serious does.
Ok, enough of that already!
Out in the barren area between the City limits and the Bush I heard
a faceless voice raised in son thusly,
“Oh, the winds of wars
ripped my drawers.”
A guy read, in reference to neurological rehabilitation, that,
“After serious brain injury all mental efforts become a 'big deal,'
and he mused off to himself,
“Why did they wait until an accident to realize THAT?”
Look, I’ve told you once
for the last time.
If you’re truly in a hurry for additional intelligence don’t stop and ask an
alligator where he gets HIS luggage.
Upon hearing new evidence that cast fresh doubt on some of the accepted
history of a certain religion, one guy noted,
“Anyone whose faith can be shaken by mere scholarship had little faith to begin with."
And a passer-by, hearing this thought,
“If you substitute a few words here and there like 'faith'and 'scholar-ship'
you’d have a pretty fair description of the City’s intellectual situation."
