*image by Ben Harubin

 

In the City:
One particular thing has happened to everybody.

 

Even if life WERE a soap opera must you be a sponsor.

Guy stood up at a history seminar and challenged,
“I for one, would like to know exactly what it was that went on during the
Dark Ages.”

(A guy in the rear of the room thought, “I wonder does he mean
ours, or his?”)

Although pterodactyls may be extinct
dumbness still has wings.

New Logic And The Intolerable Syllogism:
The dumb hate to be called dumb.
Everyone hates to be called dumb.
Therefore…