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In the City
Brevity is the...
Unbeknownst to you, Life is always having a sale,
and the unseen ads all proclaim,
"My loss, your gain.”If having feet were any proof that you could run then
having a head would assure that you could think.
Right?
Our story continues:
That, you guessed it, same man, while fondling his morning juice,
gazed out the dining room window and said,
“What a beautiful day!”
And his, you got it, wife replied, “That’s no day.”
And he said, “Oh.”
No Matter what they told you over at the Magician’s School, don’t attempt
to catch bullets in your teeth if you have the gun in your hand.
