*image by Ben Harubin

 

In the City:
Don't ask.

and

Don’t be rude unless you understand its proper purpose.

No matter what the signs say, in certain parts of the City,
if you don’t see it, don’t ask for it.

Being short’s no crime,
thinking you are is.

After all, what IS being civilized but expressing your regard for those lucid intervals.

One ole City sore-noggin seasonally said, “The sure cure for being impressed by
Our law-makers is simply to go to our legislative chambers and get a good look at
them.” But, jeeze, ole timer, that’s true about EVERY thing.