*image by Ben Harubin

 

Oiling your hair
will not cure squeaky feet,
(or vicey versey).

Living in the penthouse may be neat,
but one cost you should note is
the increased distance
from your car.

Out in that free-wheeling park I mentioned in the City,
I recently saw a Man leap up and shout,
"Where do I go to resign?"

At least those with worry as a friend have a friend for life.

Memory is for keeping Men from trying anything TOO new.
(And you know who added:
It’s also to keep Men from trying TOO hard.)