*image by Ben Harubin

 

Ancient saying:
Never believe anyone who denies it.

While brooding over his oatmeal, a man mused aloud,
“Cheap ideas are just like cheap gin.”
And his wife said,
“No they’re not,”
and he said, “Oh.”

There’s this spin-dried med-school dropout who still contends that the
Elementary Canal is where simple foods are digested.

I suppose that if it did come to it,
a Revolutionist COULD “eat ‘em’ alive”.

Acts
All acts are just that.
All acts are just what they seem
All acts are better than they look,
and a really GOOD act won’t come
b ack to haunt anybody.