*image by Ben Harubin

 

There is No substitute
for ideas without irony.

 

Since almost anything can be a hobby, so can its’ opposite, for instance:
If shopping can be a hobby
so can not-shopping.

Lenders have the best memory.

If your king seems to be developing a taste for practical jokes,
move to another kingdom.

 

Just “loving somebody” isn’t enough.

 

A man who knows what He’s doing,
doesn’t need a nickname.