*image by Ben Harubin

 

If it weren’t for feeling “ratty”,
a lot of people wouldn’t have any.

At eleven fifty-nine on New Year’s Eve,
Don’t invite ANY one to dance.

 

You are NOT a fit subject for restoration.

A would-be intellectual magician who said:
“Watch closely kid, at no time do my brains leave my head.”

And here’s to my old City Philosopher’s latest verbal gamit:
“The next best thing to knowing something is not knowing it.”