*image by Ben Harubin

It's not necessary to be exceptionally dumb, just dumb.

If you are able to recall a trauma from your past your memory is fearfully flawed.

If you don't eat right you can't think right,
(and only ole City folks think of food as the only thing you eat.)

What IS a Revolutionist but a well rounded mutant?
(and what be the revolutionary Troops other than right-balanced anomalies?)

Update Number blah-blah-et cetra:
"Personal relationships" are not a fit hobby for a Real Revolutionist.