*image by Ben Harubin

A Question:
What is the only thing more foolish than trying to describe being awake?
Answer:
Trying to describe being asleep.

'Cause, since you're never there when you are, how can you ever say what it is?
(Bring on the grandmothers.)

Everyone can see that, non physically speaking, men are being continually
accused and are continually defending themselves, and everyone can
understand that if men were not accused they would not defend themselves,
but what only the awake understand is that if men did not defend themselves
they would not be accused.

The correct understanding of the Samson story is that man's downfall came
when his SILENCE was cut off.

When the mood would so strike him, one man would look skyward and
exuberantly exclaim, "Help me, Oh Lord, by poking me in the eye -- for thy
greater glory (and as an example to others)."

(And neither he nor The Lord was quite sure what he meant by it, but I
believe I have a pretty good idea.)

More Regarding Reading:

Any author who punctuates his books with "examples from his own life"
should be watched care-ful-ly (if you've nothing better to do).

The awakened wanna-be's cry:
"I may not KNOW it all, but I can CRITICIZE it all."

(Bring on the guys in vests.)