*image by Ben Harubin

A man who has faith in words ultimately has faith in ideas,
and a man who has faith in ideas is ultimately an idiot.

Those who live in the woods are not confused -- it is only after they get
in conditions that they become so.

Anything you think about just adds to the illusion that thinking about
things is meaningful.

After throwing his paper down and shaking his fist and his watch upon just
missing his train, someone on the vestibule of the departing conveyance
shouted to him, "When you're dead you won't care what time it is."
And the angry men shouted back, "Yeah, and neither will I when I'm conscious!"

The school song of all accredited Institutions Of Enlightenment is entitled
"So What" -- a ditty with no words, no music, and no rhythm."
(No sweat!)

On one world was a certain beast that many wished to capture, but you could
never do so if you said, or even thought, that you wanted to.