*image by Ben Harubin

Notice For Neural Consumers:
Only the unreal, when spoken of,
requires the use of metaphors.

More Views From Within The Residence Where Most Homeowner's Stay:
Out of fear for what he tried to pass off as his "safety," one man accepted
the idea that the one group who could never, ever, achieve freedom were
those who looked outside.

As they stood in the yard, pondering the rusting axe, a father asked his son,
"Do you know how we prepare for winter?"
"We die," he replied.
"And not a moment too soon," added the know-it-all conditions, neither here
nor there.

Unguarded Rule:
Just wait'll those who're frightened by metaphors get an eye full of reality!

And one king cautioned a prince, "Don't ever say the word reality, not as
long as you retain any desire to say anything!"
(And to satisfy the FTC, The Truthful Coat Warehouse included in their ads
the note that they were not in any way connected with "Truthful Mills.")

There is a certain army that never goes in the right direction whenever
they plan to do so.

To know is to know, and to not know is to think, and a knower is fooled by
nothing while a thinker is fooled by everything.

Yet Another Fascinating Fact That You Just KNEW Proved Again That
Things Are Exactly Like They Should Be:
The only area of a man's body that cannot feel is the only area that complains.

'Tis more difficult to be an intellectual than an athlete, the reason being
that the realm in which you toil is literally less substantial...in fact,
try nonexistent.

In juggling, it's hard to keep three balls in the air, and even more so when
the balls aren't there. In which instance you find yourself doing more
explaining-of-your-act than you do doing your act.
(Such is life inside the mind.)