*image by Ben Harubin

After a period of time looking into the subject, one man concluded by defining
the attempt to achieve enlightenment as "diaper repair."

After having internal, illogical aspects of his own argument pointed out to him,
one man said, "I don't appreciate that, but then again that's what I get for thinking!"

A man asked a knower, "If you were to describe simply what it is that holds man
in that mental state often referred to as being asleep, what would you say that it is?"
And the off-the-scale one replied, "Believing that you have a self, in fact, more
precisely put, believing that you have a self to be asleep."

After his early years were filled with the sound of his father's continual
insistence that thinking is not your friend, in his later life (out on his own),
this one man came to this position:

"Well, if thinking is not my friend, then at least, praise be to Buffalo
Bill that the crap isn't real anyway. Phew, a close call, that one!"

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Only thoughtful dogs
care for their master.

...(Although I can't believe that this would be news to anyone.)

A man said, "When you hear me speak about what others call enlightenment,
and you say that you do not understand, you miss it -- you miss the fact that
there is nothing to understand."

"To understand something is to say that you understand it, and to not understand
something is to say that you do not understand it. That's all there is to understanding,
that's all there is to anything men talk about."