*image by Ben Harubin

And Now For Some Important News Regarding What This Is All About:
Those who have to ask what this is all about will never understand what this
is all about.

There was once a man with a home which he'd sometimes leave, and when he'd
return he had the impression that, when he'd been gone, he'd been another person.
(My god, what could you say to such a deluded man...if you could catch him?)

After a certain mystic had omitted that he liked music, and someone asked
him what kind, he replied, "The kind that is outside."

And as everyone who heard him cut their eyes about in the attempt to see
where or what he was referring to, he did not, and was not surprised that
they, misunderstanding him, did.

There was once a man named Bob, whose life revolved around the slogan
"Help me, God!"...a deity (it turned out) whose own motto was "Help me, Bob!"

Those most captive of the illusion of having a self are always those most
impressed by themselves.

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