*image by Ben Harubin

 

If the awakened mind were to perceive a demon, its name would be Gravity.

Once, on a national holiday, a father gave a son this festive advice:
"Always treat the words of others, that annoy you, as though they
said them just to annoy you."
(And as he stuck a lit rocket in his pocket, added, "You'll never go wrong."

 

On a note,
one man wrote,
"If all thought is bullshit, then
is not all talk but the attempt to camouflage bullshit?"

One man walks up to the Customer Service counter and says:
"I want to return this."
And the clerk on duty replied, "Don't we all?"

As he lay peacefully on his life bed, a father looked up to his son and
said, "Still, the best advice I can give you is -- get out more often."