*image by Ben Harubin

 

 

A tip to assist you in rearranging the furniture:
After your perception of life entails no sense of time,
there ceases to be any "sequential line of events."

A man visited a mystic and said to him:
"We have the same last name, we might be related."
And politely the mystic replied, "I am not related to anyone."
Which the man instantly realized would have to be true.

Only those who talk have kin, and only those with kin must sleep in.

 

Proclaimers who use their lives and incidents therein as exemplary proof
For what they proclaim aren't worth listening to even if they can fart
"Stars and Stripes Forever" as an accompaniment to their comments.

Think about it! (since no one else does):
Anyone who believes that there were lessons learned in their life, that
propelled them to a self-proclaimed, present state of higher awareness, is
simply suffering from imaginary altitude sickness.

(Yeah, okay, maybe we got overly verbose. The straightforward version:
Anyone who talks about themselves -- period! -- is a world-class "know nothing."
Gets the commonly cautioned dangers of becoming a "follower" down to an
easily handled level, wouldn't you say, Saint Judas?)

The collective mental world of man is like the balloon figures that make up
Thanksgiving Day Parades -- it can only be through everyone contributing
their share of hot air.

Newly Established Ground Rule Concerning The Inner Commentary
Aimed Dead-On At Those Attempting To Succeed In These Sorts Of Endeavors:
Live your life -- don't be an observer thereof.

A man asked a wolf, "Why do you want to help the others awaken?"
"So I can fuck all the other dogs, and everybody'll look at me funny."

That nonstandard physician then repeated, "Be quiet completely, and you won't
have to call me in the morning -- or ever again."