*image by Ben Harubin

 

 

One man put his weight room in his library,
and moved his library into his weight room

 

A man went to a mystic and said, "I have heard your public words to much profit,
but would you explain to me the something that I have noticed about you personally?"
To which the mystic replied, "If I would explain anything about myself, then my words
would not be worth your listening."

(Another scene whose only benefit is in you applying both sides of the conversation
to the one world of your own consciousness.
People don't talk to mystics --
mystics talk to themselves.

 

When you comment on the packages that come to your house,
you never fully take delivery thereof -- and are thus never totally
satisfied therewith.

Just picture it, a house full of stuff only half there, and even that half
you're only half pleased to have.

In his daily address, a certain mystic once proclaimed, "It is always the duty
of every living mystic to denounce all mystics who have gone before him."
And after a quiet pause, someone in the audience raised their hand and asked, "Why?"
"I do not know," the mystic replied, although he did know, but knew not to answer
anyone who asked.

A man once presented a mystic with these words,
"If (as I've heard) the only good mystic is a dead mystic,
then what should be my view of those I find alive and talking?"
"The answer to that is more than self-evident and reassuring, is it not?"
the mystic replied, fully aware of the last part of his reply's annoyance factor.

A man who once (on his own) became his own personal mystic mused,
"It's always this-and-that, and when it's not, it's that-and-this."