*image by Ben Harubin

Do Note Once More:
The mind is capable of things other than thought.

Just to help clarify the matter and get it perfectly straight in his mind,
one man noted to himself, "If I didn't think that some things are annoying,
how would I ever get annoyed?"

The speaker addressed the spectators,
"The struggle to achieve enlightenment is like a fish
who believes there is certain knowledge that will make living outside of water possible."
And after a hefty silence, someone in the crowd called out, "Didn't you get what you were
trying to say partially garbled?"
"My good man," replied the speaker, "garbling is not my area of expertise -- I spoke what I spoke."
"Now, any more questions?"

As portrayed in a particular myth, there is a planet in another galaxy
on which there is a certain location which, the harder you try to reach,
the more difficult it is to do so.
Go figure!...And you don't have to go to another galaxy to do so. So!

And Today's Safety Tip:
You cannot burn up fire with fire...unless you're
an idiot -- I mean normal.

Looking at his figure in the mirror with a certain agitation-of-realization, a man thought,
"No wonder it's been so difficult for me to awaken – there is no me to awaken."
(And silently to itself, his reflection muttered, "I could've told you that.")

 

"Okay," says one man, "if what someone else understands can actually do you any good,
then I think this should be reflected in our laws."
"For instance, if you're stopped while
driving drunk in someone else's car, it should be the owner of the vehicle who's charged
with the offense. No?"
...(He adds that if this doesn't make sense to you, you should "have a drink.")