*image by Ben Harubin

 

If you analyze the meters rather than merely read them,
you never respond fast enough.

Whenever one man would find himself considering a purchase
he would follow through with it only if he could spend on it
all that he had with him.

A man cried out, "Help, help me, I'm trapped in a metaphor!"
And his local planet responded, "Hush up fool, you're just alive!"
"I know," said the man, "that's what I mean."

The alternative to seeing that sheetrock doesn't exist (and equally valid)
is to see that everything is sheetrock.

There is no such thing as a "one man conflict,"
it always takes two to collide.