*image by Ben Harubin

 

The statement "What you see is what you get"
is a mistaken version of the original, which is,
"What you see is what you see."

And while we're at it, an additional correction to some proverbial knowledge:
necessity is not the mother of invention, free time is.

Something You Should Know About Time
Even though time doesn't exist, if it did, there'd be no exact time.

One man concluded, "I am what I feel, and I am what I think...but I'm mostly what I feel."
And his thoughts yelled, "Just a minute there, Bub!"
While what he felt silently nodded its agreement.

Beware of two burglars in your house;
one alone can do you no harm, but two?
-- watch out!

One man says:
"A curious thing: when I try and find my "me" I suddenly feel more like me.
Curious, huh?"