*image by Ben Harubin

One man traveled a lot, but he didn't go anywhere; one man traveled a lot,
but only part of him went; one man traveled a lot, but never could remember where he'd been; one man traveled a lot, but not by his own choosing;
one man sure traveled a lot.

Now, wanna guess the headline to this story?

One man used to talk to himself until he realized how dumb he was.
And someone in the crowd yelled out, "How long'd it take?"
...Well, I'd rather not answer that.

The medical examiner said to the lead detective:
"There were no identifying marks."
And the investigator replied:
"Are we talking about his body or his thoughts?"

A certain thing about a certain train is that if you don't get where you
were going you can curse and blame the train and feel better about it.
Savvy travelers however, know that the train is them.

A certain man said:
"Once, when I ate, I would think of a thousand other things,
then I became able to eat and think only of eating;
eventually I could eat and think of nothing, and when I would think of nothing,
I was nourished."

One man stepped outside his house, and while out there reached back inside
to grasp something. This is what is known among a certain few as a delusion.
Home owning (for the alert) is not what it used to be.