*image by Ben Harubin

 

There was once a house whose internal space dictated the outside weather.
This house is the perceived domain of the routine mind, and do note that its
IQ cannot be increased by taking it outside and bringing the weather indoors.
* Coming or going -- a swinging door will still hit you in the ass. *

A mother thought molecule told some baby molecules,
"If you're going to spill coffee all over everything, at least be sure it's loaded with sugar."
'Tis only the dumb sighted who undervalue the everyday need for "the sweetness of stickiness."

 

One guy's question of the hour is, "Is it my mind that produces me,
or my me that gives the impression of a mind?"
("Ain't it funky?" he adds.)

Another Tip -- For Those On The Trip:
If you're still talking about travel, it is possible to miss hearing them announce
the end of the line.

There was once a planet whose creatures were made up of leftover parts from other planets.
It can still be seen if you will look in a mirror just above your neck.
(Now that for sure -- is funky.)