*image by Ben Harubin

 

If you swallow a virus it can go either up or down in your system;
if it goes down, treatments are possible; if it goes up, forget it
(unless you're ordinary, then you can try and treat it 'til the sun catches fire).

A man once asked a stranger, "If you can't immediately stop all talk,
might it be good to just shorten your--"
"Yes," he re--

There's a certain place in our universe where there's an off/on switch,
But no one who lives here knows where it is.
There are a few people in our universe who have a private understanding of
what "living here" means.

Only men of undeveloped ability need drugs to make them dumber.

Life told one man, "I don't deliver."
And the man thought, "Ah, but if only I could stop accepting."
(Which in fact is possible for those who discover the off/on switch.)

One man thought, "If I was but fast enough, nothing could ever catch me."
And a dead grandfather from Amsterdam contacted him to note that if you would
just go ahead and catch everything to begin with, there'd be no need to go faster.