*image by Ben Harubin

 

To be more widely conscious than everyone else where you live
is like being info that is imported.

A man thought:
"If this gets any plainer, I'm gonna drown in the obvious."

For efforts well taken, after he died (and thus came to life),
one man's reward was to go to a place where they had no answer for the question
"How ya doin'?"

Traveler's Tip:
A window seat guarantees but one thing.
"Would you repeat that?"
Surely: a window seat guarantees but one thing.
"Uhhhh...can I sit next to you."
Did 'n' done! Now that's the way to travel.

One man's personal shibboleth (for a while) was:
"Much excitement wrapped in extreme calm and if not that,
much calm amidst extreme excitement."

A sailor with no sails still has himself......himself.

A father so confided to a son,
"Being ordinary never occurred to me as an option."

One man's motto is:
"Don't be mislead by cheap, mental imitations."