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The Water In Me
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What's the Point? Edition
 

 
May 7, 2011
copyright 2011 Jan Cox
 

Regarding:
Even When You're Alone (And Talking To Yourself)
You're Still With Somebody
If you weren't in two
you'd never talk about
what you'd do.


As a medical experiment, one man had several thousand brains implanted allover his body.
In line with his certain efforts, one man became aware that he had brains extant all over his body.
As reward for a life well spent, one man ate his own brains and was done with it -- burp!


One hippo finally realized,
"The problem's not the water I'm in, but the water that's in me."

The mind has no choice but to initially swallow the environment, but what is later open to a man
is to realize what has happened and thus establish a new, personal sense of balance between
in here
and out there.


One man used to be a corporation --
now he's a partnership --
he says he looks forward to becoming a sole proprietor.


A man on a train asked the engineer, "Where're we going?"
And the driver replied, "You shouldn't have got on if you have to ask."
And as the man leaped from the cab, he cried out, "What's the point? What's the point?"


Since nothing overly exciting or even of any consequence ever occurred in his bath tub,
one man moved there -- permanently.

 
 
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