*image by Ben Harubin

Some Educational News:
History is writ by idiots and read by imbeciles.

And a fan writes,
"Would you post the stories a little faster?
Sometimes I can almost understand one."

In a certain solar system were once two sister planets,
and on one the inhabitants were born wanting to "figure things out,"
while on the other world there was nothing to figure out.
...('S'good thing the two never got together, huh?)

And a friend writes,
"I am writing on behalf of many more people than just myself to say to you,
are you continually playing with our minds? Putting us on? Making fun of us?"
And lazing in the grass, one lion cracked open an eye and said to a bud lying nearby,
"What is it that humans see about themselves that cause them to laugh at one another?"

A man read about a faraway land; he decided he wanted to go there;
he didn't actually know whether the place really existed or not.
So what? He still wanted -- I'm sorry, he still believed -- that he wanted to go there.

And a fan immediately writes,
"What's the point? What's the point?"

Pigs are dumb and make stupid, annoying noises;
those who let such sounds bother them must be twice as dumb...at least.

There was once a planet on which the creatures were born with a partial delusion, that they were
six inches taller than they actually were. I say it was a partial delusion in that if, in real time,
their true height was pointed out to them they were momentarily aware of it, but then the very next
instant, as soon as the subject left their mind, they were collectively back to living with the partial
delusion that they were six inches taller than they actually were.

Query:
When, from a view-of-possibility unknown to them, a whole species is dumb,
how can any individually be properly so identified?

The answer of course is that they can't,
and that only the doubly dense so involve themselves.

...Oh yeah, this equally applies to an individual,
and his judgement of the intelligence of his own thinking.

All-in-all, try and root it out and see it for yourself:
thoughts are pigs.