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You Can Quit Thinking Now
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Mid-Week Edition
 

 
April 27, 2011
copyright 2011 Jan Cox
 

 

A The Farm Lab Report:
Soured milk is cured -- when to it no longer any thought is given.


Trying to get to the bottom of this by listening to someone talk about it
is like being in a crash with another moving vehicle.
...(And if luck is with you, a serious one!)

And one man mused,
"Well, even if I don't know what I'm doing, my mind does.")

One night, someone slipped in and stole one man's mind;
later someone asked him how he could tell.


The Sailing Of Life:

After growing up on the choppy, shallow waters of a small local lake,
one man discovered an ocean -- an ocean of infinite depth, limitless boundaries,
and eternal calm…an ocean in which was carried all he'd wanted to know.


A man told his son, "There is no enlightenment until you look in that dark
closet correctly and see that it is empty.
"

After many years of many struggles with many methods from various directions,
one man has it all presently summed up to himself in two words: "Just don't!"
...He says that from his current understanding of what needs to be done, this covers it.

And though particular words may be true, error can still arise from their reading.
"So, no matter what I do, it's still up to me?"
"That's right, no matter what you do, it's still up to you."

And the coroner in one neural city refers to the postmortem condition of
those who die while pissed as "frigamortis."
(And tags their toes with a note that says: "You can quit thinking now.")


 

 

 
 
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