*image by Ben Harubin

 

In a certain cave, in a certain mountain,
when you attempt to study a verb it becomes a noun,
and then as you study the noun, you forget what it originally was,
and you are left observing something no longer in its operative condition.
What can result from such?

The mightiest conqueror of them all was a king whose warriors,
when they fought, only fought, and did not think at all, and when they thought,
did naught but thought.

Myth tells of some birds from another solar system who once visited Earth,
and were amazed by the fact that humans find themselves to be "sick"
in several manifestations, and only survive by them ignoring the obvious,
immediate cure.
(But birds [I should add, no matter their home base] do not recognize "won't"
as a synonym for "can't." Which is why they can fly, and we can't,
but we can buy things on credit, and they won't! So there!)

One Doctor's Notation Regarding Geography And Existence:
"It seems to me that you must live in one state or another.
(Well...that's how it seems to me!)"

Myth says there is a lab at the center of the Earth wherein they analyze all
the problems of the planet; the secret core of the myth goes on to say that
this analyzation is the cause of all problems.

One man developed a belief that, if he could but stomp on his own foot in
precisely the right fashion, from this act all blessings would flow.