*image by Ben Harubin

 

More news from the world of the undead --
Headline On A Headstone:
First get your mind off yourself --
then get your mind off your mind.

On the outskirts of one universe was a series of signs greeting those who approached, which read, "Why do mentally propelled beings perceive our reality to be divided into twos?
Where do such creatures come from? And what is their purpose here? What is it in their makeup that is responsible for this confusion? And what do they want from us?
Have a nice stay."
(Turns out that the chamber of commerce forced 'em to add that last line.)

Boy asks a man, "Is life meaningless?"
"Only if you think it is," he replies.
And the boy asks, "Then does life have meaning?"
"Only if you think it does," he replies.

A king asked an explorer, "What is the most dangerous type of search?"
"A serious one," he replied.

One man talks with ghosts.
"Every time I think, I talk to ghosts," says he.

Over and over did one man remind himself,
"Study the bucket, not the slop."